James May's Carbolics

3y ago
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  • Fixed that for you.

      3 years ago
  • “But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

    It is the east, and the 850R is the sun.”

    -some car bloke from the 16th century

      3 years ago
  • Great paradise isle

    Beneath morning’s dew

    Remove your grey cloak

    Life’s rhapsody’s blue

      3 years ago
  • Volvo, thou greyness uninviting,

    Daughter of Elysium

    Eyes sunken we are viewing

    Leadenly, thy shiny chrome.

    (With apologies to Friedrich Schiller ‘An die Freude’)

      3 years ago
  • It’s not just Volvo, all the cars

    have me so damn depressed.

    With colors all in grayscale

    it feels like they’ve regressed.

    Cars should be a work of art,

    not rolling hulks of gloomage.

    Start showing off their sharp design

    with lots of colored plumage!

      3 years ago