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Thoughts of a Redneck

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  • The Toyota Camry gets my vote as the blandest of bland cars. There are more exciting refrigerators out there. I'll take mine in beige, please!

      3 years ago
    • I whole heartedly agree with you, man

        3 years ago
    • 95 percent of the Toyota's have been terrible cheep vanilla cars. And if you drive them even a bit hard the break immediately.

        3 years ago
  • I like vanilla ice cream. But all vanilla ice cream is not equal. Soma vanilla, is more vanilla then others. Great article. And the car part is good. But I do like some terrible vanilla cars. I must admit.

      3 years ago
  • Now, looky here. Vanilla ice-cream exists because some of us really like it, especially if it's got real black bits in it, and matte packaging with a white flower. My advice is stop buying homebrand. It's essentially snow, with sugar.

    I agree with the car bit though.

      3 years ago
  • I tend to put chocolate chips and chocolate syrup on my vanilla ice cream, it really livens it up.

      3 years ago
  • Great read! So true in a huge number of ways. However, most Golfs, all diesel Audis (and, indeed, cars), and all but the big-engined 3 Series' are pretty vanilla choices, as well. People rarely listen to my car advice, either.

      3 years ago