That's right, it is time for some hot action. We are going to be delving into the sexy history of the world's greatest car brand, Fiat (with a little smattering of Abarth). This article is in no way biased. It is merely a coincidence that I own a Fiat myself… that might feature on the list.
I've checked with my lawyers and they confirm that I am being as impartial as the law requires.
11) Fiat Abarth 850 TC
For anyone who thinks the original Mini is the coolest microscopic car, they need to take a good hard look at themselves in the mirror. This little Abarth has its boot open because it can't contain its own engine and exhaust. Cool as hell.
10) Fiat Dino 2400 Coupe
Yes that is a little bit of cheeky prancing horse on the front. What an absolute stunner this is though.
9) Fiat 500
No, not that chunky ugly 500L that is gracing the streets today. I'm talking about the cute as hell original that makes the Mini look like decomposing cat. In my recent trip to Italy, they are still in full force on the streets like this little gem I found on the isle of Capri.
8) Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
A criminally underrated car, the Fiat Coupe is an utter joy to drive, but after 20 years of solid ridicule its looks are now starting to feel pretty damned good.
7) Fiat X1/9
When Bertone get involved with a car's design you know you're going to like the outcome. This sexy little speedster is perfectly proportioned and I want one in my life right now.
6) Fiat Barchetta
Another underrated Fiat but their prices are on the rise. Once us stubborn British get over the fact they only come in LHD, you'll find yourself with a gorgeous convertible on the cheap. I don't think anyone can say the Barchetta isn't gorgeous.
5) Fiat Abarth 124 Rallye Spider
Ooh we are starting to get serious now. Believe it or not, there are four sexier Fiats than this beauty.
4) Fiat 131 Abarth
One of my all time favourite rally cars, the 131 is so bloody cool. It it special in plain clothes, but once you've slapped an Air Italia livery on it, it reaches astronomical levels. Dangerous.
3) Fiat Dino Spider
You'd be forgiven for thinking this was a Ferrari or Maserati. It does harbour the same engine that sings in the Ferrari Dino 246 GT, so it goes as well as it looks.
2) Fiat SB4
Jesus wept this is cool. All Fiats need 'Fiat' written across them like the SB4. It looks like you can invade a country in this thing without worry.
1) Fiat Multipla
Here she is, the sexiest Fiat of all… jokes. Can't believe I fooled you guys again.
1) Fiat Panda 100HP
Was there ever going to be another choice? We all know this is the sexiest Fiat… nay… car of all time. Here are just a few quotes about the Panda 100HP:
"I don't think we'll see a more special car in the next 50 years. It is perfection."
"The greatest car I have ever driven. Period."
"The greatest car… in the world."
Juan Manuel Fangio
"Have we reached perfection with the 100HP? I think so."
Leonardo Da Vinci
"This car inspired me to paint the Sistine Chapel."
"The Panda 100HP made me want to act.
"I openly wept when I gazed upon it for the first time. The definition of beauty."
So there you have it, not my words, the words of the most famous Panda 100HP fans.