12 OF THE WEIRDEST F1 CHRISTMAS PRESENTS MONEY CAN BUY
If you haven't even started your Christmas shopping yet then worry not, we have the solution for you. Presenting the very best/worst (delete as appropriate) Formula 1 Christmas presents...
1. A LEWIS HAMILTON CANDLE
Well, they do wax lyrical about him...
A rather lovely Lewis Hamilton candle.
Very nice but maybe a Honda one, sat smoking away on the mantelpiece, would be more true to life.
2. JOLYON PALMER CUSHION
An instant collectable. Possibly.
How about a Jolyon Palmer cushion?
Warning. Will only last half a year before you need to throw it away.
3. SOMEBODY ELSE'S OLD CHRISTMAS CARDS
Not sure quite what you'd do with these.
A collection of Christmas cards sent, in 2005, to former FIA Deputy Race Director, Herbie Blash.
Where DO people get this stuff from? Probably best not to ask.
4. PASTOR MALDONADO BABY CLOTHES
Have a nappy Christmas.
Toddlers crash into everything, which only makes this Pastor Maldonado baby vest all the more suitable. Bless!
5. ONE FOR CHASE CAREY MAYBE?
Figurines are actually life size.
There are more than a few websites out there that sell figurines of ex-F1 boss, Bernie Ecclestone.
Stick one or two of these on the tree and the kids will go nowhere near the chocolates.
6. REMEMBER OUR FURRY FRIENDS!
I bet Lewis would love a pair of these outfits.
Animals (apart from turkeys) love Christmas too and you just know they’d adore an F1 driver outfit from the 'Pet in F1' collection.
A must have for just $22.
7. GO TO BED WITH KIMI
A Kimi Raikkonen ‘BWOAH’ duvet cover.
I would love to see the face on the person who unwraps this on Christmas Day.
8. SUITABLE FOR ANYBODY DAFT ENOUGH TO CALL THEIR CHILD KALLUM
A Honda pencil case. Stops working halfway through the school day.
A pencil case featuring a 2006 Honda F1 car. Sadly, estimated delivery is now well after Christmas.
Like Honda, slow to come up with the goods.
9. YOU TOO, CAN BE A HANDSOME F1 DRIVER
Not at ALL creepy
Office Christmas party coming up and worried your looks may hinder your chances of some stationery cupboard romance?
Worry no more, turn into a dashing ex-F1 driver for just £1.49.
10. MORE CUSHIONS..
A cushion from when he had real hair....
Stuck for what to get Granny? Old ladies love cushions. Fact.
She’ll love you for this one.
11. GP2 SOCKS! GP2 SOCKS!
Sock it to 'em
Men apparently like socks at Christmas and this Fernando Alonso pair will be just the thing.
Look on in wonder, as he puts them on and wanders round in circles for an hour before spluttering to a halt.
12. I MEAN SERIOUSLY! WHAT TIME IS IT?
A bit dated but still...
A Sebastian Vettel clock.
Keeps good time but has been known to occasionally go wrong at crucial moments.