250 Tribecoin competition: What is the ultimate 'Karen' car?

Simply tell us what car and justify your answer!

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You thought a "bathroom emergency" was a reasonable to exceed the speed limit by 2mph on the motorway in the company's Ford Transit. Unfortunately for you, a group of wild Karens recorded you on their dashcam and forwarded the footage to your employer, who is also a Karen. Your boss arrives at the office the next day and is ready to fire you, but what vehicle did she arrive in?

The answer is probably an gargantuan and underpowered SUV with a "baby on board" sticker on the rear windscreen... or is it? Use your creativity to state what the ultimate Karenmobile is and why she would drive such a vehicle.

The winner will be selected on the basis of two factors: bump count and originality. Yes, even if your proposal is not number one in the comments, you may still win. The winner will be announced on Sunday the 18th of July.

Disclaimer: Just because a Karen drives a certain car does not mean it is bad.

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Comments (369)

  • Hindustan Ambassador.

    Turned out it wasn't a Karen, but a Kiran. You could have fooled anyone though

      2 months ago
  • Ah, the Pontiac G6. It may not be the rich, middle aged women’s car we think of when we hear the word “Karen,” but this car embodies the soul that Karens have. The drivers are erratic and disregard any other driver on the road. Turn signals were optional on this car, as it turns out. Working brake lights as well. The drivers are so entitled! The G6 must’ve done a great job at reviving Pontiac’s sporty image because it’s a law that every G6 has to be doing 20 miles per hour over the speed limit. And plus this car was given to an Oprah Winfrey audience so this is definitely a Karenmobile.

      2 months ago
  • Well, if you’re being technical.. 🤷‍♂️

    Crap joke, I’ll hold my head in shame.

      2 months ago
    • I always laugh when I see one of those because the name fits perfectly.

        2 months ago
    • I have never been so proud and disappointed at the same time. Well played sir.

        2 months ago
  • Porsche Cayenne Coupe

    Bought by her rich middle aged husband

      2 months ago
  • She'd have arrived in a Mercedes GLA without a baby on board sticker, because the infotainment system of the car could damage the child's brain, so it isn't allowed to drive with her

      2 months ago
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