250 Tribecoin competition: What is the ultimate 'Karen' car?
Simply tell us what car and justify your answer!
You thought a "bathroom emergency" was a reasonable to exceed the speed limit by 2mph on the motorway in the company's Ford Transit. Unfortunately for you, a group of wild Karens recorded you on their dashcam and forwarded the footage to your employer, who is also a Karen. Your boss arrives at the office the next day and is ready to fire you, but what vehicle did she arrive in?
The answer is probably an gargantuan and underpowered SUV with a "baby on board" sticker on the rear windscreen... or is it? Use your creativity to state what the ultimate Karenmobile is and why she would drive such a vehicle.
The winner will be selected on the basis of two factors: bump count and originality. Yes, even if your proposal is not number one in the comments, you may still win. The winner will be announced on Sunday the 18th of July.
Disclaimer: Just because a Karen drives a certain car does not mean it is bad.