- Christine the Plymouth Fury on Fire

5 Cars That Will give you Nightmares

I​t's Halloween and that means it's time for kids playing dress up and haunted houses, but if you do go trick or treating, look out for and stay away from these 5 vehicles.

1. Ford Pinto

Pintos hate being bumped into.

A​hh, the Pinto. The car doesn't sound at all threatening. That's what it wants you to think. It isn't friendly and doesn't like getting a pat on the back or being bumped from behind either. If this happens, it will spontaneously burst into flames trying to kill you and everyone in the near vicinity. It's a lot like Christine except it won't heal itself.

2. Toyota Prius

Toyota Prius: - Photo Credit: Toyota

The Horror! Not only does it look like a nightmare, it's owners are like a bunch of zombies that only know 3 phrases. "The sky is falling", "Save the polar bears", and "It's the end of the World". If you disagree with them, they will stop at nothing to silence you one way or another.

3. Pontiac Aztek

Pontiac Aztek - Photo Credit: General Motors

Don't tell me monsters don't exist. If you show it to a Grammar Nazi, it will kill them because it doesn't know how to spell it's own name. If you show this to kids, they will have nightmares for weeks that this thing will kill them. It doesn't help that the car is infamous for being driven by a mentally insane producer of Crystal Meth. Long story short, this car is deadly and no one should get near it.

4. Fiat 500

Fiat 500 - Photo Credit: Fiat

Stay away from this car on Halloween. While the Fiat 500 looks all cute and innocent, it is one of the scariest cars on earth. Richard Hammond proved it too. He proved that 14 people could fit in this supermini making it the ultimate killer clown car. Don't trust this car on Halloween. Ever.

6.) Ford Mustang

2019 Ford Mustang GT - Photo Credit: Ford

No scary car list would be complete without the car with the nickname "Crowd Control". The Mustang doesn't care who's in the way. It's mission, keep people off the streets, or sidewalks. Basically, if you see these patrolling the streets get indoors as quickly as possible. Especially if you see these taillights:

Please take the advice that this sinister killer Mustang is giving you if you see one today.

What do you think of these cars? Are there any scary cars that I missed? Let me know in the comments. Don't forget to give this article a bump, follow me and join my tribe for more content if you enjoy it.

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Comments (3)
  • Happy Halloween Keegan!

    21 days ago
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  • Gosh dang it I hate the prius

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