- jeepstache

9 cars with mustaches

here are 9 cars what I believe have mustaches

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I will be referring to this image throughout

I will be referring to this image throughout

1) Fisker Karma

Fisker Karmoustache

Fisker Karmoustache

This 1st one was pretty obvious the iconic mustache car. this is probably the biggest failure of a mustached car in mustache car history the mustache on here is pretty obvious. Id say the mustache most accurately represents a Jason Lee mustache.

2) Ferrari F50

Ferrari F50tashe

Ferrari F50tashe

I am making a sub category in this list called "looks like Buckingham palace" I am not trying to offend any F50 fans but the look just doesn't do it for me I don't know what it is about it because it doesn't even really look like a mustache but I just thought it was good for the list. if I were to class it in a mustache category it would definitely look like a johnny Depp one.

Masaratashe Bora

Masaratashe Bora

This one might just be the badge but I cant find any other Maserati what look hairy. I cant even tell whether it is the badge or the rectangular grilles at each side. if it was the badge I would say a William Shakespeare would be most fitting but with the grille it would be Carlton Banks.

3) Tesla Model X

Tesla Model Tashe

Tesla Model Tashe

Most cars were wiped off this list because I would class most of them as mouths, most what are on this list have 2 mouths and therefore a mustache. This however is definitely a tashe with the lack of grille and the mustache being that far up the bumper it is one of the most definite on this list. It makes a very accurate upside-down Carlton Banks.

4) Aston Martin Virage shooting brake

Astashe Martashe

Astashe Martashe

You could say this is just a smile but lets face it. No Aston Martin would ever smile with its teeth showing, it wouldn't be polite and British so it seems this just has a Huge mustache. Or maybe i'm wrong maybe he just wants a kiss. This doesn't fit into any category so i'm giving it my own its called the "I'm to sophisticated to smile" because you can imagine even if this car does smile it wont be seen because of the bushy mustache in front of it.

5) Dodge Challenger 2006 concept car

Dodge Mustashenger

Dodge Mustashenger

here is another to go in the "looks like Buckingham palace" The dodge demon is one of my favorite cars and so are all the challengers but this concept, I just don't like and I don't even know what I don't like about it. There is definitely a John Walters mustache in there and the chrome bits look like the palace gates so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6) Chrysler in general

Christache

Christache

Any Chrysler model will look like a businessman and therefore there can never be a Chrysler for anybody other than businessmen. Its all in the badge and that's why the badge should never change an obvious Gormez Addams here.

7) Aston Martin Lagonda

Mustache pun in the comments please

Mustache pun in the comments please

Other than the fact that the mustache has made its way up to the forehead i'd say its the perfect example of the 19th mustache.

8) Jaguar XJ220 S TWR

JaguaReal nice mustache

JaguaReal nice mustache

I'm not quite sure what makes this version more mustached than the regular XJ220's but its on the list because I ran out of imagination at this point, it kind of "looks like Buckingham palace" but not really.

So there is my list of 8 cars with mustaches what one was the most accurate, if you want to support me further you can follow my Instagram HERE. If there are any I have missed comment them below.

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Comments (6)

  • U forgot the Buick grand national

      1 month ago
    • I had that in mind but couldn't find any good photos of them not in black

        1 month ago
  • Should have done this in Movember

      1 month ago
    • I planned it in movember just didn't get round to making it

        1 month ago
  • KARMA STACH

      1 month ago
  • you missed the Camaro which has a Jason lee, and the 2019-2021 Silverado 1500 which has a Frank Zappa

      13 days ago
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