A dating app for TESLA OWNERS !?

Yup ! This is happening, ( one short rant coming up )

4w ago

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So, in a world absolutely littered with dating apps, a new platform will rise, to match the worshippers of Lord Musk into eternal love. Because let's be honest, you probably don't wanna date a person who's life has one and only one purpose, that is owning a Tesla.

A Canadian entrepreneur named Ajitpal Grewal established Tesla Dating as a joke, but when the website started gaining traction, he decided to go on and make it a reality. He explains that the idea behind the service is that people who own a Tesla love to talk about their vehicles and share their interests with one another, hence a match made in MUSK-HEAVEN is inevitable. You can sign up to the website for early access but it will eventually require proof of ownership of a MuskMobile, as selfie or something.

The tag-line for the website is " You Can’t Spell LOVE Without EV." This is peek CRINGE friends, pretty on brand for Tesla owners but still, EEHHHH!!!!!!

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My Thoughts/Rant

If you are a car lover and if you have seen videos of Teslas getting smoked by BETTER vehicles on YouTube and stuff, you know that the comments section would be nothing short of a horrifyingly corny War Film. So the best thing for us regular folk to do is to let the TeslaPhiles live together in their Cult lives away from the joy of lap times and burning dinosaurs. These are vicious creatures, and they bite hard.

I am in no way hating on EVs or Teslas, they are efficient and exciting vehicles with a personality like no other machine can match and i really appreciate them. It's just that some of these Musk-Eteers who buy these vehicles can be annoying little $#!+$ who can only love other annoying little $#!+$ of their kind and nothing else. That is what this Tesla Dating service is for, to separate the Tesla$$#0le$ from society. And for that i say, GO GET EM.

* please don't come to my house with Pitchforks, i might massacre you, i am very brave ! *

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Comments (9)

  • Heck no, I don't want no eco friendly loser, I want a girl who loves gasoline. So you can get your Bernie loving asses out of here

      1 month ago
  • Nah, arranged marriage is better than this!

      1 month ago
  • Stupidity at it's stupidest!

      1 month ago
  • Good. Keep those fanboys in their own circle... circus, whatever.

      1 month ago
  • Tesla owners have finally come to realize that they are so insufferable, that they can only be with each other 😆

      1 month ago
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