A small tribute to the show we all love and enjoy.

In verse, naturally.

5w ago


It's cold and lonely,

In the bunker with a kitchen.

Until it's disturbed by a gastronomy teacher.

The teacher’s name,

Is none other than James May.

He goes through recipes every day,

To discover new taste from different time,

Or even space.

He may start from basics,

Like a bag of Lay's.

But once he gets going,

You will be amazed.

From Ingredients which you,

Would never consume.

He cooks up something,

That might be perfect for you.

Unlike many others shows about cooking,

James's gig is not about making a perfect pudding.

It's about chatter that we all love,

If only Rachel would love bananas enough.

That another thing we watch this show for,

To see people eat something they wouldn't before.

All my life I've stayed away from spam,

Yet now I chew through sandwich,

Filled with it and ham.

In conclusion I must say,

Thank you James May.

Join In

Comments (0)


    Post sponsored by

    Which country has the best car culture?
    Who needs the Batmobile? Batwoman's new ride is a C7 Shooting Brake
    The 10 Best Mustangs of All Time
    1300Hp BMW M3 E30 with 2JZ Engine - Drift Vs Grip Comparison