Are you excited about the Grand Tour?
I was, but then that was MONTHS ago!
I'm not going to lie to you - I'm a fan of the Grand Tour. I find it disturbingly amusing, watching Rick, Bim and Jezza bickering with each other whilst occasionally sabotaging each other's vehicles. The present Mrs. Stanley isn't quite so enamoured. If I'm honest, I think she'd rather do the ironing than watch 'The Grand Tour'. I find this surprising, as personally, I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out than spend an hour at the ironing board. Not just because I find the task utterly tedious, but also because I am completely crap at it. I mean, I would have literally nothing to show for my hour of toil except a giant pile of ruined clothes.
So when is the next episode coming out?
Well, I'm not sure. All I can say is SOON! Having said that, I feel pretty certain a certain grey-haired motoring journalist that got sacked from Autocar said we'd be getting it 'soon' several months ago... And here we are in September and it STILL hasn't materialised.
Okay, so what is it about?
I'm told it's based in Madagascar. I know nothing more than that. In fact it could be argued that I don't even know that! It could be a rumour or a prank announcement... For all I now it could actually be based in Luton. Or Bradford!
So are YOU excited about it?
I was... Then it didn't materialise, we all went into a dystopian, apocalyptic pandemic-driven lockdown and everybody stopped making television. However, I'm reliably informed it's close to completion and due to be released soon! So YES! I am excited about it now. Here are my thoughts:-