are you greta Thunberg
what country are you from?
- 'murica! quote from Joe boater.
do you support Elon musk?
- yes! the noble man makes electric cars!
- meh, some of his things are good...
- I hate him!
have you ever travelled to somewhere on an SOLAR POWERED boat?
- yes, I have. it was to protest on petrol.
- yep. i had a choice, petrol or electric.
- no! that petrol smell makes me high!
- electric? *proceeds to be sick*
have you got any teachers fired for driving petrol cars?
- umm, of course... its what I do for a living?
- hahahahaha... *cracks knuckles with an evil grin*
- I think about it sometimes...
- no way! goddam anyone who does!
I should not be up here! I should be in school, on the other side of the ocean! what is your reply to this?
- yes, but you are my noble 17 year old greta Thunberg!
- I agree.
- f*ck off! go home!
- then go you idiot! if you should be on the other side of the ocean, go!