Breaking news: Police urge motorists not eat spilled fried chicken on highway 🤦♀️
Last Sunday, both a tragedy and a miracle happened at the same time. The Cherokee Country Emergency Management Agency – Alabama (what a mouthful) announced that an 18-wheeler had spilled a truck load of chicken tenders on Highway 35
Now I know what your thinking, but so did the police. They're in our minds. All of our first thoughts were to go and get ourselves a delicious free dinner, but they have warned us that the frozen chicken has had 24 hours to defrost and won't be safe to eat… not that it is just stealing.
They also point out that it is a crime to impede traffic by slowing down and stopping to get the tasty treats, but if we all do it, then traffic will be unaffected. So let's pull together as a community and eat questionable chicken tenders for free.
I'm also sure there is a 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke in here somewhere…