BRITISH FARMER HACKS UP MERRY 'T SIGHT A NEW LANDY & WIPES A TEAR FROM HIS NOSE
Worse t'come... Electric Landy... best get boots on there's trouble t' Landy Factory... Cows 'ill stop producing milk, pigs will loose their grunt, duck will stop quacking, sheep will stop bah. Bulls 'n' 't' Farmer 'ill need Viagra... 't' be no more descendants of Farmers or Farm Beasts... I can't believe that Ye Olde Landy Engineers didn't make sketches of a Landy for 2030 Farmer Vehicles. The new Defender, "style" over function is just not British way of life- should be t'other way round, engineering form follows function. You can't 'wang up' a plough, a plough is a plough.. a Landy is a Landy and so shall ever more it be... ah men. Someone at Land Rover is taking the Bulls piss and giving the Bull head...we might as well go back to the wheel barrow, crows 'ill be stoning us, t'ill be Animal Farm all over again!
Bull is bull
Plough is plough
Landy is Landy