CAR DEALERSHIP SANTA ATTENDANCE PROBATION SHOCK RUDOLF DISGUSTED
It's a tough gig entertaining kids at the Grotto.. more tiring than fly around the globe on Christmas Eve. Car salesman takes all day to sell just one car.
Kids wanna know how earthquakes work... how does the sleigh fly... are you really Santa? Asked for an 'X box one' and Forzza Motorsport last Christmas but you didn't deliver you numpty... am I on the naughty list?