CAR DEALERSHIP SANTA ATTENDANCE PROBATION SHOCK RUDOLF DISGUSTED
SHOULD DO BETTER- HALF ARSED SANTA - HALF ARSE SNOW PLOUGHMAN DOESN'T WANT TO CHIP HIS PLOUGH
Santa pulls his socks up - gets to work on the best vehicle at the dealership- well done Rudolf!
It's a tough gig entertaining kids at the Grotto.. more tiring than fly around the globe on Christmas Eve. Car salesman takes all day to sell just one car.
Kids wanna know how earthquakes work... how does the sleigh fly... are you really Santa? Asked for an 'X box one' and Forzza Motorsport last Christmas but you didn't deliver you numpty... am I on the naughty list?
SANTA GIVES UP WAITING FOR HIS BUS TO WORK AFTER 45 MINUTES IN THE COLD. ACTOR CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THE EASTER BUNNY!