Car Genres: Explained

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SUVs

For people who disguise their Aldi shopping bags in Waitrose ones

MPVs

For men who like to boast about their sperm count

Superminis

For poor people

Saloons

For the sexually repressed

Supercars

For people who have recently sold a dot com and too young to go on a perpetual world cruise

Coupes/Grand Tourer

For people with receding hairlines

Hatchbacks

For people for hate cars/driving/themselves

Sports cars

For people with STD's

Crossovers

For men hurtling towards a vasectomy

Convertibles

For eternal optimists

Electric cars/hybrids

For those who believe in a world post-2017 (please also see above)

Smart cars

For people with irreversible OCD

Classic cars

For men who like to tinker/have long forgotten the art of conversation

Kit cars

For men with very low self esteem

Nissan Navaros/Mitsubishi Animals/etc

For practically-inclined sex pests

Shooting brakes/landaulets

For people with more names than Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

....Have I missed anyone out from this list? If so, please feel free to add other genres beneath; complete with the type of person they're aimed at, obvs.....

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