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Citroën's Conservatoire Clearout Catalogue live

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When I was a child and my mother wasn't giving birth and my father wasn't stone drunk I loafed in France, so I feel duty bound to click the live catalogue link here above to rummage around under the skirts of the cursed junk that Citroën is about to offer for sale from it's dirty unloved factory corners. No doubt there are some gems amongst the turds- true classic Frenchmen itching patinas abound, occasion half swigged wine bottle cuddling a sleeping farmer asleep in his truck since the beginning of WWII. But you will have to fight to win as monsieur loves his French car more than we Brits love his French car, so wear a cleaver disguise of Peter Sellers's Inspector Clouseau or Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec... if you nonchalantly cross the channel hoping for a bargain... you can bid on line to save the disappointment and embarrassment of loosing to a French bidder.

Another perfect bidder disguise

Jacques René Bond -007

CITROËN'S CONSERVATOIRE CLEAROUT

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