- ''Yes, here. This is where we should ruin our show.''-Jeremy Clarkson 2019

Don't bother with Seamen, I'm disappointed

This is written in severe anger so I am sorry in advance.

40w ago

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I don't remember anything that I didn't persevere to watch in my life until now. This is utter crap. The best way to sum it up is '3 50-year-olds boat across a river talking about Jeremy Corbyn and climate change whilst copying the same jokes from the Top Gear: Vietnam Special.

Everything about it is boring. The pace is as fast as a Stanner Stairlift and the jokes are as half arsed as a 'knock-knock' joke. They have completely missed the mark here. A huge part of it is just some story of the boat Clarkson was driving. They bang on about climate change constantly which a good 90 percent of us don't care, are fed up of hearing about it or hate EV's. Unless you are Johnny P. Greenie who voted for the Green Party and owns a Tesla because you're 'saving the world.' They are the people who would like it.

I think the worst part was that it is 1.5 hours long. Really? All that effort and time and all you have to show us is 1.5 hours. I feel like crying. Proper Top Gear/The Grand Tour are one of the biggest things of my life and now I'm livid

Don't bother renewing your Amazon Prime. Dig out your DVD of the Vietnam Special and remember what specials used to be.

I think I might too

Goodbye.

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Comments (50)

  • Boats are way better than EV’s and crossovers, they just are. TGT is entertainment first, car show sometimes, and I’m fine with that.

      9 months ago
  • Do you need a doctor?

      9 months ago
  • If you don't like it, fair enough, it's completely your opinion, but they've been doing the same thing for years and it's entertaining the entire world.

    I really liked the episode.

      9 months ago
    • I wasn’t that old when I first watch top gear. I think the first one I watched was the Toyota indestructible hilux. In turn, I watched every single special and bought every single DVD. I would do for the grand tour if they sold any. But people...

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        9 months ago
  • That's what they have done for 17 years. Did you only realize it just now?

      9 months ago
    • No. I actually didn’t laugh at any point. It was extremely bad

        9 months ago
    • I thought it was amazing and funny!

        9 months ago
  • I actually quite liked it. I don't know if talk about the climate is touching you at a bad spot ot something, but that is entirely your problem. It is what it is. 3 middle aged (well...) men larking about near some engines. And it's awesome for that

      9 months ago
    • Climate change doesn’t touch me at a bad spot. It’s that a car show is mentioning it constantly and should focus on the actual task at hand: boats. And if we want them to lark about near some engines, how about some generators. They were too...

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        9 months ago
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