Don't use the F word
Well, I haven't. Not exactly.
A few weeks ago I said that car-branded clothing was unacceptable if it featured anything to do with a supercar.
So here’s a possible solution, conceived by me but rendered onto cotton (100%) by Amber Productions. See below for better pictures of the shirt, modelled by more attractive young people from the office.
Obviously, I am awaiting a terse letter on weighty vellum from a lawyer’s office somewhere in Italy, signed in purple ink. Or a horse’s head in my bed.