DRIVING WANKER: OBSERVATIONS IN YOUR WANKER CHARIOT
THIS HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE BOOK ANALYSES THE VARIETY OF DRIVERS FOUND ON AND OFF THE ROAD.
"Motoring for most of us is a passion and enjoying the road, not just a means to an end. Whether you drive the cheapest of motoring chariots or the most expensive, everyone is a member of this club as every day you will encounter some form of driving wanker. Motoring is not technically difficult, but for reasons unknown to the thinking people of humanity there are thousands of wankers out there roaming the roads and coming into your path on a daily basis.
Here you will read about them and earn points when you spot them on your travels. From workmen wankers to powered by fairy dust wankers and caravan wankers this book is your salvation keeping you out of trouble and restraining you from becoming a road rage wanker. Enjoy your driving again and accept the inevitability that today you will meet a driving wanker.
Hope you get max points for doing so.
The road is yours!"
In his book, Driving Wanker, Kevin Horak has brilliantly created a collection of thoughts that every driver has had at some point in their driving life, whether they want to admit it or not. Not to be taken too seriously, this hilariously funny and completely accurate book brutally analyses the variety of drivers found on and off the road. From the Selfie Wankers to the Football Flag Wankers, this book covers each and every individual that you, the reader and driver, have almost definitely come across. The drum and bass wankers who play their irritable music too loud? Yep, they're covered.
Horak has developed a way to ‘win wanker points’, which can be done by personally spotting the drivers described throughout the book. The amount of points available depends on how much of a ‘wanker’ the driver you are observing is, making this book an essential road trip tool. Did you spot a pizza delivery car reversing and then bumping into another vehicle? Well done, 5 wanker points! You get the idea.
Whether you are a motoring fanatic or a bit of an amateur, Driving Wanker will prepare you for what to expect on the road and, if we're all being honest here, the drivers to avoid.
Whether you are looking to gain wanker points for yourself, or you're in need of a gift for a fellow driver, this book is an absolute must have.
For more information about the author, or to give this book a try yourself, please visit www.kevinhorak.com