- Fun & Games at Xmas

Gareth Jones On Speed #380

Mountain unicycles, world peace and….. Prince Andrew Fun and games in the bumper sized 2019 #Xmas edition of Gareth Jones On Speed OUT NOW

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published: 19 Dec 2019

duration: 01:17:52

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Violet Berlin, Sarah Leach, Richard Porter & Zog

#380 Games And Virtual Gifts. We celebrate the holiday season by playing “Who Wants To Win A Car Worth A Million Quid?” and giving each other gifts. Seasonal fun from Sniff Petrol. Plus new On Speed Music with “It’s Christmas For Mercedes Once Again”.

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It's Christmas For Mercedes (Once Again)

It's Christmas For Mercedes (Once Again)

Gareth Jones On Speed - It’s Christmas For Mercedes (Once Again)

Toto Wolff is howling

He’s over the Moon

A Silver Arrow succeeds again

Served on silver spoon

Bono on the pit wall

Made Lewis an honest pledge

They gave him a winning car,

He knows they’ve got the edge

CHORUS

The board at Daimler’s thinking

Long may we reign

The staff all pocket a big cash bonus

It’s Christmas for Mercedes once again.

Yes the board in Stuttgart’s thinking

Long may we reign

As the staff all pocket a big cash bonus,

It’s Christmas C for Mercedes once again.

Bottas isn’t number two

Don’t make me laugh

Lewis is definitely Number One

Valtteri one and a half

But Lewis is celebrating

He’s drinking vegan beer

Now the racing season’s over

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

CHORUS

Oh the board at Daimler’s thinking

Long may we reign

The staff all pocket a big cash bonus,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes once again.

Yeah the board in Stuttgart’s thinking

Long may we reign

As the staff all pocket a big cash bonus,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes once again.

MIDDLE 8

The staff in Brixworth and Brackley

Could not be any prouder

We’ve got to mention the boss they lost

Lovely sweary Niki Lauda.

He’s gone but we still hear his voice

"We’ve got lots of bloody of work to do

Ferrari’s looking quick again now boys”

But winning isn’t everything

What about quality of life?

Hard work piles the pressure

On both husbands and wives.

But now the staff should celebrate

And party hard with glee

Because first thing on Boxing Day

They’ll be back at work at the bloody factory

CHORUS

Oh the board at Daimler’s thinking

Long may we reign

The staff all pocket a big cash bonus,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes once again.

Yeah the board in Stuttgart’s thinking

Long may we reign

As the staff all pocket a big cash bonus,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes,

It’s Christmas for Mercedes

Once again.

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Keyboards by Violet Berlin

Saxophone by Indigo Jones

Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones

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