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Gareth Jones On Speed #406

Matching jumpers, the richest man on Earth, & broken ankles. BRAND NEW Gareth Jones On Speed ep 406 with Alex Goy & Zog OUT NOW

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published: 14 Jan 2021

duration: 00:47:56

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Alex Goy & Zog

#406 Hyundai and Apple, The Dakar and RC Cars. The iCar is back. We drool over the Prodrive BRX Hunter and the challenge of the Dakar Rally. Radio Controlled cars and racing them over the internet. Plus new music: Spook Foggy Fog performs I Don’t Drive.

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Spook Foggy Fog - I Don't Drive

Spook Foggy Fog - I Don't Drive

Spook Foggy Fog – I Don’t Drive

Snoop don’t drive, I’m too cool for that

I got myself a chauffer

Suit and hat

It’s a 30 foot limo

Whaddya think of that?

Dogz in the front

Bitches in the back

No I ain’t being sexist

I’m talking ‘bout my pets

I gotta take my Labrador

Sometimes to the vet’s

Gotta Great Dane

Fits in, no sweats.

CHORUS

Don’t drive

I don’t drive

Don’t drive

I just don’t drive

I don’t drive

I told you once man

I don’t drive.

I've got a friend who’s a cowboy, he’s a brother

Likes to drive off-road

And lately I discovered

He’s got a catch phrase

Better than no other

Oh my days

"Yippie aye eh muddy plugger".

Wait, you thought I swore?

I don’t do that any more

I got caught

Ended up in court

I had a run-in with a barrister

I’m a reformed character.

CHORUS

Don’t drive

I don’t drive

Don’t drive

I just don’t drive

I don’t drive

I told you once man

I don’t drive.

Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy

Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy

Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy

Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy

I don’t go down the gym

My body aint toned

I’m a musician

I like to get stoned

Hip-Hop & hemp

It’s a kind of confluence

I don’ wanna get busted

For Driving Under Influence

I enjoy a whisky

When I’m on the Go Go

Sometimes I drink brandy

But rum is no no

Gimme a tequila

Make it a large

I aint driving

So I won’t be drunk in charge.

CHORUS

Don’t drive

I don’t drive

Don’t drive

I just don’t drive

I don’t drive

I told you once man

I don’t drive.

There was a time when I always got arrested

The patience of the Police was always being tested

A period in my life that frankly I detested

So I took some advice from a friend who suggested

Don’t drive

Hey Spook man

Don’t drive

MID8

But that’s not the reason why I don’t drive

Lemme tell ya why I’m glad to be alive

This is the truth of why my driving got postponed

I went out for a drive once absolutely stoned

The mist blew in if you know what I mean

The spookiest cloud this dogg had ever seen

Maybe I was paranoid or

Stoned and insane

But I got spooked man

It’s how I got my name

Spook Foggy Fog

Spook Foggy Fog

Don’t drive

I don’t drive

Don’t drive

I don’t need to drive

Don’t drive

Don’t drive stoned dude.

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Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones

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