"So what if I just love to pour poo from a cup onto my dick?"
"Writing my suicide note"
You just looked at this one because there is almost a hint of boob in it.
"Your brother FINALLY died of cancer, now we can afford to go to Disneyland!"
"Thanks for letting me come up for air!"
"This will be the last vehicle I'm physically able to drive!"
"I can't believe you'll make this look like an accident for only $200!"
This post has really just been a viral marketing attempt by Sonic. Try our new boneless wings.