From what I have heard thus far, it is very, very stupid. The specs are what gets quoted most, cause the rest of the car is so dumb (ok dumb may not be the word too smart for its own good). Not sure Tesla knows who the intended customer is, the specs suggest someone that loves a performance sedan, but the gadgets and interior suggest someone that wants a moving cinema. It has almost NO controls, just a steering yoke. that sounds like it might be drive by wire purely so you can take over when needed. Hasn't Tesla learned that this mixed message of you have to be attentive and ready to assume control and hint hint the car is fully Autonomous and take a nap watch a movie, is killing people.
The rest of the interior is dominated by a giant TV screen and they show what looks like a netflix type image with movies to choose from. Apparently to use it they want you to schedule your trips on a calendar, and it will self learn your routine and drive you around. It has no way to select drive or reverse because it will decide what you need to do. If you get in it starts (to the degree an EV starts) there is no ignition switch. So if your cleaning your car it will be "running" thinking you want to go some place. I can imagine trying to suck up that lost french fry from between the seats and it starts driving to the grocery store. If you want the worlds fastest cinema this is the car for you, if you want a fun car to drive, you better love Teslas idea of the perfect nanny or your probably going to hate it. Not sure what use all that power is since they seem to think the typical owner will be watching a movie, ohhh wait that is the typical Tesla owner, wink wink, remember you signed an agreement to be ready at all times to take control at a moments notice so its completely and totally impossible for a tesla to crash unless your violating the agreement, then its your own stupid ass fault.
From the outside I would say it is the best looking Tesla yet, which is not saying much but at least it does not look like a modern take of 90's Chrysler lineup, with the front grill filled in with flex seal since a grill is not needed, but we made a space for it cause our designers can't imagine a car without a space for a front grill. The interior is typically Tesla, don't expect much because minimalism is way to busy and cluttered for Tesla. Your roads better be smooth as silk because EVERYTHING is done through the touch screen and it is so giant you can't stabilize your arm to make sure a bump does not cause you to make the wrong selection.
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From what I have heard thus far, it is very, very stupid. The specs are what gets quoted most, cause the rest of the car is so dumb (ok dumb may not be the word too smart for its own good). Not sure Tesla knows who the intended customer is, the specs suggest someone that loves a performance sedan, but the gadgets and interior suggest someone that wants a moving cinema. It has almost NO controls, just a steering yoke. that sounds like it might be drive by wire purely so you can take over when needed. Hasn't Tesla learned that this mixed message of you have to be attentive and ready to assume control and hint hint the car is fully Autonomous and take a nap watch a movie, is killing people.
The rest of the interior is dominated by a giant TV screen and they show what looks like a netflix type image with movies to choose from. Apparently to use it they want you to schedule your trips on a calendar, and it will self learn your routine and drive you around. It has no way to select drive or reverse because it will decide what you need to do. If you get in it starts (to the degree an EV starts) there is no ignition switch. So if your cleaning your car it will be "running" thinking you want to go some place. I can imagine trying to suck up that lost french fry from between the seats and it starts driving to the grocery store. If you want the worlds fastest cinema this is the car for you, if you want a fun car to drive, you better love Teslas idea of the perfect nanny or your probably going to hate it. Not sure what use all that power is since they seem to think the typical owner will be watching a movie, ohhh wait that is the typical Tesla owner, wink wink, remember you signed an agreement to be ready at all times to take control at a moments notice so its completely and totally impossible for a tesla to crash unless your violating the agreement, then its your own stupid ass fault.
From the outside I would say it is the best looking Tesla yet, which is not saying much but at least it does not look like a modern take of 90's Chrysler lineup, with the front grill filled in with flex seal since a grill is not needed, but we made a space for it cause our designers can't imagine a car without a space for a front grill. The interior is typically Tesla, don't expect much because minimalism is way to busy and cluttered for Tesla. Your roads better be smooth as silk because EVERYTHING is done through the touch screen and it is so giant you can't stabilize your arm to make sure a bump does not cause you to make the wrong selection.
Spot on!!!
It's still dumb if you ask me
Stupid steering wheel, I don't like how EVs drive, I couldn't care less about performance and it's pretty ugly in my eyes.
I would prefer a model S with the same range as the plaid, but not as much power. That would make for a perfect EV for long journeys
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