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HOW TO DRIVE IN NASHVILLE : 1. Learn how to pronounce the city's name. It’s Nashvegas 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-440 is 80 mph. On I-40 and I-65, get into the right lane if you're only going to go ten miles over the posted speed limit. Better yet, get off the interstate 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Nashville has its own version of traffic rules. For example, BMWs and Jaguars owned by Titan or preds players go first at a four-way stop. Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go second. The trucks with the biggest tires go third. The HOV lanes are really designed just for the Williamson county people passing through who are used to hogging the left lane everywhere. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light or stop sign, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. Unless there is a police car nearby. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting. Generally, city roads, including the main streets, have more potholes than most dirt roads in the countryside. 8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, possums, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, furniture, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, and cows. 9. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been “accidentally activated”. 10. Downtown Nashville is comprised of mostly one-way streets. The only way to get out of downtown is to turn around and start over 11. Avoid the portal to hell at I-65 and Saturn parkway better yet just take 31, also a portal to hell

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  • It's like Britain at rush hour minus the shootings

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