I guarantee I can guess how many attempts it took to pass your driving test

2y ago

You're travelling along a motorway and feel tired. Where should you stop to rest?

  • On the hard shoulder
  • At the nearest service area
  • On a slip road
  • On the central reservation

What should you do if your anti-lock brakes (ABS) warning light stays on?

  • Check the brake-fluid level
  • Check that the handbrake is released
  • Check the footbrake free play
  • Have the brakes checked immediately

You're carrying an 11-year-old child in the back seat of your car. They're under 1.35m tall. What must you make sure of?

  • That they've got the appropriate Disney film on their tablet
  • That they can fasten their own seat belt
  • That a suitable child restraint is available
  • That they can see clearly out of the front window

How should you dispose of a used vehicle battery?

  • Chuck it over the fence into the neighbour's garden
  • Put it in the dustbin
  • Take it to a local-authority site
  • Leave it on waste land

You've been involved in an argument that has made you feel angry. What should you do before starting your journey?

  • Shout your favourite swear words at the closest animal
  • Have an alcoholic drink
  • Write some hate mail but not post it
  • Calm down

What should you do when overtaking a motorcyclist in strong winds?

  • Pass closely
  • Pass very slowly
  • Pass wide
  • Pass immediately

You're coming up to a roundabout. A cyclist is signalling to turn right. What should you do?

  • Overtake on the right
  • Give the cyclist plenty of room
  • Give a warning with your horn
  • Flip them the bird

What should you do when passing sheep on a road?

  • Briefly sound the horn
  • Go very slowly
  • Shout "Baaaaaa" until you form a bond
  • Herd them to the side of the road

What's the main benefit of driving a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

  • Improved grip on the road
  • Lower fuel consumption
  • Shorter stopping distances
  • Being able to look down on lesser scum

How did you react when you passed your test?

  • Had a small fist pump to myself
  • Exited the car with swag and threw my hands in the air
  • Hugged the instructor
  • Dropped to my knees and cried

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Comments (377)

  • Total bollox 🀣 says I passed second time, passed first time. Your AI needs improvement

      2 years ago
    • 2 years ago
  • I haven't even done one tho lol

      2 years ago
  • It says I passed the second time where I made a large mistake on the first attempt. I actually passed first try without any mistakes and without doing the driving classes. You garuntee huh?

      2 years ago
  • Wow. I wasn’t expecting it to be right. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

      2 years ago