I guarantee I can guess how many attempts it took to pass your driving test

    1y ago


    You're travelling along a motorway and feel tired. Where should you stop to rest?

    • On the hard shoulder
    • At the nearest service area
    • On a slip road
    • On the central reservation

    What should you do if your anti-lock brakes (ABS) warning light stays on?

    • Check the brake-fluid level
    • Check that the handbrake is released
    • Check the footbrake free play
    • Have the brakes checked immediately

    You're carrying an 11-year-old child in the back seat of your car. They're under 1.35m tall. What must you make sure of?

    • That they've got the appropriate Disney film on their tablet
    • That they can fasten their own seat belt
    • That a suitable child restraint is available
    • That they can see clearly out of the front window

    How should you dispose of a used vehicle battery?

    • Chuck it over the fence into the neighbour's garden
    • Put it in the dustbin
    • Take it to a local-authority site
    • Leave it on waste land

    You've been involved in an argument that has made you feel angry. What should you do before starting your journey?

    • Shout your favourite swear words at the closest animal
    • Have an alcoholic drink
    • Write some hate mail but not post it
    • Calm down

    What should you do when overtaking a motorcyclist in strong winds?

    • Pass closely
    • Pass very slowly
    • Pass wide
    • Pass immediately

    You're coming up to a roundabout. A cyclist is signalling to turn right. What should you do?

    • Overtake on the right
    • Give the cyclist plenty of room
    • Give a warning with your horn
    • Flip them the bird

    What should you do when passing sheep on a road?

    • Briefly sound the horn
    • Go very slowly
    • Shout "Baaaaaa" until you form a bond
    • Herd them to the side of the road

    What's the main benefit of driving a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

    • Improved grip on the road
    • Lower fuel consumption
    • Shorter stopping distances
    • Being able to look down on lesser scum

    How did you react when you passed your test?

    • Had a small fist pump to myself
    • Exited the car with swag and threw my hands in the air
    • Hugged the instructor
    • Dropped to my knees and cried

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    Comments (377)

    • Total bollox 🤣 says I passed second time, passed first time. Your AI needs improvement

        1 year ago
      • 1 year ago
    • I haven't even done one tho lol

        1 year ago
    • It says I passed the second time where I made a large mistake on the first attempt. I actually passed first try without any mistakes and without doing the driving classes. You garuntee huh?

        1 year ago
    • Wow. I wasn’t expecting it to be right. 👏🏻👏🏻

        1 year ago


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