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What Happens When You Send A Lot of Different People Quotes from Clarkson, May and Hammond?

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Now I have lied I did this on bumble, which is similar to Tinder. But the girl has to message first, so this idea has popped into my head. So as My first message I sent a fair few boys quotes from Top Gear and the Grand Tour, just to see how they would react.

Now some of the responses were interesting and some of them were likely confused. So let's have a look through what these boys said to my first message:

Clarkson Quote to Leighton

Clarkson Quote to Leighton

Now I sent Leighton, by far one of my favourite quotes, by one Jeremy Clarkson. "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"

I feel it was wasted. As he never responded, so it was a true and utter disappointment. It was a GIF to just to top it off.

Another Clarkson quote to Luke

Another Clarkson quote to Luke

Now, Luke, I had a feeling this could go down well. He had a Ferrari shirt on in his picture.

It went well, he admitted his love for the one and only Jeremy Clarkson and that is something I feel many can follow.

Yet Another Clarkson Quote this time to Lee

Yet Another Clarkson Quote this time to Lee

Lee, I have a feeling he did not clock on to the wits of Clarkson or Top Gear in the message. Of course, I am not saying buy a Toyota Camry, no you can spend your money on much better things.

But this again felt wasted. Rather a disappointment.

Another Luke and Another Clarkson Quotation

Another Luke and Another Clarkson Quotation

Seems if your name is Luke, you will understand the Grand Tour/Top Gear quotes. He even acknowledges how good a lot of the quotes are.

Luke came back with a quote from Clarkson, on bus lanes (a quote which I had used). This I should react to myself. But it was one of the quotes which were not wasted. Think he is winning this little game so far.

A Hammond Quote to Sam

A Hammond Quote to Sam

Another shining star in the replies. I sent him a Hammond quote, the first of a few. He then replied with a message from Grand Tour by Clarkson.

Now this is the type of reply I was looking for but totally not expecting.

Ethan was confused by The American

Ethan was confused by The American

To switch it up, I sent a fun quote by 'The American', the lovely driver for the Eboladrone from series 1 of the Grand Tour.

Using the adjective "interesting" something tells me he was slightly on the confused side.

Tom, I'm not sure how he felt on Clarkson's words

Tom, I'm not sure how he felt on Clarkson's words

Here we have Tom, now I think the whole quote flew over his head. This is, of course, the words of Clarkson regarding a Nissan.

Tom seemed to think it was my opinion, it could be but I was not the one to say it first. Oh, and he told me loved me but he didn't get the quote, not sure it's mutual :(

Ben and a Hammond Quotation

Ben and a Hammond Quotation

Now I may understand where this could have gone wrong. The word "chap" but does that not give away it is quote, maybe it doesn't sadly. The quote ways up brilliant qualities that Hammond sees in himself.

Sadly he did not want to reply. So he probably did not think the best of me. Sad really.

Well, That is it for today. Let me know you've favourite response but also your favourite quote I should use next!

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