In today's edition of guessing a fictional racetrack based off some squiggly lines in a picture and a dose of pure luck, we take the 2010s answer to Mario Kart racing, yes, MK8. Anyone who gets 100% on this is pretty much a massive cheat or a massive loser who needs to get out and touch some grass.
Right, off to a flying start then.
Looks like Rainbow Road
Wait that is well Cloudtop Cruise
I'm a loser with no friends and I know full well that is Royal Raceway
That gives Sunshine Airport Vibes
You have to be properly wired to win on this one.
Ohhh I get it it's Ribbon Road
Yep it's Electrodrome
So does that mean it's Super Bell Subway?
My horoscope said the second question would be Wario's Gold Mine
This one takes a step into history.
History huh- Thwomp Ruins!
No big urban metropolis then..... Moo Moo Meadows?
Aha that's Grumble Volcano!
Throwback to the days where all the caps weren't melted, that is Ice Ice Outpost
Some view from this track-
The beautiful Shy Guy Falls
It's probably Mount Wario then.
Mm I'm saying Yoshi Valley, it kinda adds up.
Ohhh now it's Cloudtop Cruise
I'm not giving any puns for this one its too ironically straight forward.
It'll be Baby Park
That's just Mario Kart Stadium
That's looking like Cheese Land not gonna lie
A wicked looking track no doubt
Wicked huh? Excitebike Arena
As wicked as the king of Neo Bowser City even?
That would make it Grumble Volcano, that place gives chills.
In fairness Cheese Land is pretty wicked.
This is the end, and it'll leave you craving more.
Well then won't it end up being Sweet Sweet Canyon?