If Audi ads were honest

Marketing at its finest.

5d ago

DISCLAIMER: the following content is SATIRICAL and was created purely for entertainment purposes. No advertisements produced are official products of Audi, nor should they be considered as such.

I have so much respect for two-dollar store owners. They have essentially figured out how to commercialise land-fill.

I don’t care if you’re the most pragmatic person on planet earth and live your life by a spreadsheet. Each and every one of us has been tempted by a useless item in one of these stores at one time or another.

“Ah yes, I do need a ketchup bottle shaped like a dachshund.”

And what is with the prices in these places?

I went into one the other day and could not believe the extortion that was taking place.

I’m talking about bath mats for $80. Poker sets for $150.

It’s like they’re running their own currency, with no concept of actual value.

Two-dollar shop. The name is misleading. If their advertisements were honest, then they would be called ‘Lots-of-Dollars’ shops. Or the ‘the tip’.

Which leads me to my new series: If [insert brand] ads were honest.

Inspired by the legendary work of Sniff Petrol, I’ll be producing honest [not] advertisements for a manufacturer choice.

Today’s focus is Audi. Enjoy.

Audi RS 5 Sportback

Audi Q4 e-tron.

Audi RS 6 Avant

Audi TT RS Roadster

Audi R8 V10 RWD Spyder

Audi RS Q8

Audi A4

Audi A1 Sportback

Audi RS e-tron GT

Audi S4 Avant TDI

Audi A3 Sportback

Audi RS Q3 Sportback.

Audi Q2

Audi A8

Audi RS 4 Avant

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