If BMW ads were honest
Marketing at its finest.
DISCLAIMER: the following content is SATIRICAL and was created purely for entertainment purposes. No advertisements produced are official products of BMW, nor should they be considered as such.
I have so much respect for two-dollar store owners. They have essentially figured out how to commercialise land-fill.
I don’t care if you’re the most pragmatic person on planet earth and live your life by a spreadsheet. Each and every one of us has been tempted by a useless item in one of these stores at one time or another.
“Ah yes, I do need a ketchup bottle shaped like a dachshund.”
And what is with the prices in these places?
I went into one the other day and could not believe the extortion that was taking place.
I’m talking about bath mats for $80. Poker sets for $150.
It’s like they’re running their own currency, with no concept of actual value.
Two-dollar shop. The name is misleading. If their advertisements were honest, then they would be called ‘Lots-of-Dollars’ shops. Or the ‘the tip’.
Which leads me to my new series: If [insert brand] ads were honest.
Inspired by the legendary work of Sniff Petrol, I’ll be producing honest [not] advertisements for a manufacturer choice.
Today’s focus is BMW. Enjoy.
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Comments (54)
I love how much effort you haven't put for these...
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Looks effortless😂
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Haha! Glad you liked it!
Not gonna bother with ugly pictures, just comments:
M2: We still know how to make a small fun car. But now we know to price it like a big car!
M3&M4: Overpriced Bavarian piece of shit for people with long tongues and short dicks.
Is your girl kinda unsatisfied in bed? - Buy an M3 or M4 if she is really faking it!
M5: Unnecessarily powerful. Unnecessarily mainstream as well
Plain and boring-looking car advertized to the point of orgasm.
M8: We hope it will appeal to a lot of Americans. It has a big bottom and it kinda looks like a Mustang.
X3: Excruciatingly pointless.
X5: Too poor to buy Range Rover? Cure your mid-life crisis with us.
X7: Still can't afford Range Rover? Need 7 seats? You should have used a condom!
i3: Our average customer doesn't comprehend electricity.
i8: If you're our loyal customer your brain will hurt if we explain to you how this works.
Z4: This is what we do. Sadly Toyota does it better. Like everything else.
Somebody's having a rough time at home?
‘We lost Bangle’s number’ will not be amused 😂
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Amazing pls make one for VW or Merc