If cars were clothes.
A question, literally, nobody is asking: What would be my car, if it was something to wear.
1) Suvs are anoraks.
Well, Suvs are made to work on snow, ice, heavy rain, rivers. So, it couldn't be other than an anorak.
https://www.independenttradingco.com/products/water-resistant-windbreaker-anorak-jacket
2) Crossovers are sweaters
It is the type of cars that's not very good in extreme conditions. In fact, like sweaters it will be perfect, if it's not too cold and not too hot. Also, you're not very sure when to wear it. It is literally, the perfect match.
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/27549/difference-between-a-sweater-and-a-sweatshirt
3) Supercars are casual shirts, obviously.
They aren't comfortable but it is something you can do many many things with like driving in town. It is a supercar, obviously.
https://www.robertgoddard.co.uk/man-c1/shirts-c2/gant-the-plain-broadcloth-shirt-white-p3196
4) 4 door saloons are T-shirts
Like T-shirts, 4-door saloons are cool, very good for an everyday use. Also, T-shirts are the basics of clothes, the origin of clothes. Like 4 door saloons, T-shirts are practical, comfortable and easy to wear/drive.
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5) Hatchbacks are hoodies
Hatchbacks are cool, however almost sure only teenagers drive them. But they don't just drive them, they adore them. Mainly, because hatchbacks are cheap and practical. Pretty much the same description can be associated with hoodies. In fact, hoodies are easy to wear and cool. Also teenagers wears them a lot (all the time).
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6) Coupés are polos.
The people that drive them wear polos, as simple as that. Also, sports coupés are a more mature version of 4 door saloons. It is a more refined and classy way to move around. It is an identical relationship between T-shirts and Polos. T-shirts are sort of everyday use. Polos are more refined. The difference is really tiny, but the two final products are very different in use.
http://www.paternotte.fr/tshirts-polos-c-14_54/gant-1601262100-polo-avec-les-manches-courtes-homme-brun-205-brun-205-v%C3%AAtements-homme-tshirts-polos-qybtngxb-p-2898.html
7) Convertibles are I-shirts
Enjoying the sun, or the fresh air, well what's better than an I-shirt to do that, and what's better than a convertible to do that.
https://www.pinterest.com/ArtegoPizza/pizza-swag/
8) Rolls Royces and Maybachs are suits, obviously
Suits are very casual and classy. It is something you go to the opera with. It is something you wear for a wedding or a prom, exactly like a suit. There is literally, no better match.
https://ashleyweston.com/mens-clothing-fit-guide/how-should-a-suit-fit/
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These sound pretty correct
Thank you, appreciate it