If Mercedes ads were honest
Marketing at its finest.
DISCLAIMER: the following content is SATIRICAL and was created purely for entertainment purposes. No advertisements produced are official products of Mercedes, nor should they be considered as such.
I have so much respect for two-dollar store owners. They have essentially figured out how to commercialise land-fill.
I don’t care if you’re the most pragmatic person on planet earth and live your life by a spreadsheet. Each and every one of us has been tempted by a useless item in one of these stores at one time or another.
“Ah yes, I do need a ketchup bottle shaped like a dachshund.”
And what is with the prices in these places?
I went into one the other day and could not believe the extortion that was taking place.
I’m talking about bath mats for $80. Poker sets for $150.
It’s like they’re running their own currency, with no concept of actual value.
Two-dollar shop. The name is misleading. If their advertisements were honest, then they would be called ‘Lots-of-Dollars’ shops. Or the ‘the tip’.
Which leads me to my new series: If [insert brand] ads were honest.
Inspired by the legendary work of Sniff Petrol, I’ll be producing honest [not] advertisements for a manufacturer choice.
Today’s focus is Mercedes-Benz. Enjoy.
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Funnily enough, they used to call me the Honeybadger in 199-never
If this comment gets 50 likes then you have to change your DT name to 'The Honeybadger'.
Only if you change yours to Charallama
This has to be the best one ever in the entire history.
Aw shucks. Cheers, legend!
Obnoxious dictator- step right up!
Now as I have my own tribe here, I am gonna get one.
Tell Mercedes I sent you. You might get a discount...
Ah yes, the referral discount, or probably the I know a dictator who knows a dictator move.
B-Class hits the closest :D
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BRILLIANT!!
Once again I laughed out loud. Thanks Noah, I needed that. 👍👍
Always a pleasure, David. Cheers!