Introducing: the Late braking Boys
Wanted to know about people you've never met, told by other people you've never met? Now's your chance.
BEN hOCKING AS TOLD BY EADE AND SAGE
Firstly, as we write this, Ben has told us off at least half a dozen times for writing stupid content. Spoil sport. As the resident nerd and stat man, Ben's knowledge of Formula 1 is...well...pretty poor actually. No, we lie. Ben knows more than me and Sam combined, and helps to balance out our idiocy. He is the Ted Kravitz of our group. If you want to actually learn something, Ben is your man. Also his shoes are dull.
Ben as a Formula 1 driver = Sebastian Bourdais.
I mean they look so god damn similar.
Sam Sage as told by Eade and Hocking
Sam thinks that he is the cool one, very much mistaken. None of us are cool. As the older member of the group Sam has been around much longer than either of us and remembers F1 back in the good old days. He was 6 when Fangio won the title. (Joking he is only 22). Despite Sam's busy schedule he finds time to write insightful articles and witty content. His shoes aren't as dull as Ben's.
Sam as a Formula 1 Driver = Sebastian Buemi
Dont Buemi Sam, Ben told me to.
Harry Eade as told by Sage and Hocking
And finally we get to our tribe leader (I don't know why it's him, he shouldn't be given responsibility, it only allowed one of us). Harry's passion for F1 is unparalleled, if you're looking for someone who lives and breathes F1 look no further than this moron. Harry once had a promising career in the sport, unfortunately manufacturers' couldn't make a helmet big enough to fit his head. Also, his shoes aren't as dull as Ben's.
Harry as a Formula 1 Driver = Adrian Sutil
They're both over six feet tall.....
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Who has the least dull shoes? Harry or Sam?
Ben
Ben 'dull shoes' Hocking?