1. PEOPLE EITHER LOVE ME OR HATE ME
This is probably the case of every human on the planet. And marmite. And Tesla's (obviously)
2. PEOPLE THAT DO LIKE ME, ONLY LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY FEEL THEY HAVE TO
Now don't be alarmed, this is a joke, I have friends. Online. That I'm not gonna meet (XD). But the case with a lot of people (not just me), is you feel that people hang around with you because they were told to (Or in the case of Tesla, because of trends) Like I said, this is a joke. I'm fine :)
3. I ONLY WORK IN SHORT DISTANCES
I walk up the bloody stairs and need to lie down. And my attention span is about 5 seconds, hence why I'm writing this in college. And it's a lot like Tesla's. They are productive for about 300 miles, then give up. And if they work too hard for too long, they give up completely. Also a lot like me
4. I HAVE A PARTY MODE
Ladies where you at? I have a party mode. It's called being a pratt and hoping to make people smile. Usually works, although the people I test it on are probably biased. Still, there are times, I am fun to hang around with, even if it's only lasts for a minute. A lot like a Tesla. People enjoy the party mode. Then it stops. Then people loose interest and walk away. A bit like every party I've been too (XD)
5. I'M CHEAP TO RUN
Seriously, give me a good wifi connection and a ton of food and I'm happy. I don't need gold shoes, or leather trousers. I'm not a gold digger. And neither is a Tesla. You don't have to pay millions to fix it
6. MY APPEARANCE IS QUESTIONABLE
Yup. A bit like the first one, you either love my looks or hate them. I've had about 50/50 responses so far. Mostly American girls like me (i have no clue why), but I'm working on some more, "local" ones. A lot like a Tesla. Some people like the way they look, some people hate it. They are also slowly releasing more stylish cars, to try and impress more people
WHAT DOES THIS CONCLUDE?
Basically, if you want me in your life (who doesn't?), then buy a Tesla. You're welcome
(This is not sponsored by Tesla as a marketing campaign to get more sales so if someone could forward it to Elon I'd greatly appreciate ii :D)
Thanks for reading!