Jeremy Clarkson Gives Ridiculous Reason For Why He Can't Drive a Porsche

In his words, he's "too big."

2y ago


When you pair someone like Jeremy Clarkson with a tiny car, you have many legitimate reasons for why he might not fit into the car. He's too tall, he's too fat...whatever. As we saw in the latest episode of The Grand Tour, sometimes all it takes is a safety helmet to make Jeremy too tall to fit in a Lambo.

In a recent interview, Jeremy, James, and Richard talked about their love for German cars, with Richard and James proclaiming their love for Porsche. Richard and James named the Mercedes S-Class and Porsche 911 as the best German cars, but Jeremy had a rather mature retort:

"I just do not like Porsche because the other two jerks like Porsche.


Every time I sit in a 911, I think, this is a really nice car. But my penis is too big for a 911.”

Oh, Jeremy. You and your humor.

Instead, Jeremy claimed that he prefered more "human" cars. He didn't specify which, but I suspect something like a Golf GTI would be up his alley, considering all the nice things he has said about it in the past. German vehicles were more like a laptop or washing machine, according to Jezza.


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Comments (13)

  • If his penis is to big to fit in a Porsche perhaps he should try one with a sunroof.


      2 years ago
  • Which season/episode?

      2 years ago
  • I've never like Porsche, especially the 911. It may have something to do with Top Gear, but I don't really know...

      2 years ago
  • Is he still daily driving his GTI? I don't like Porsche because they are too boring.

      2 years ago
    • I too find the Carrera GT, 918, GT2 RS and GT3 boring. Don't get me started on their race cars.

        2 years ago
    • Glad we can agree on this. The Carrera GT is slightly interesting in that it actively tries to kill it's occupants.

        2 years ago