Literally every mechanic ever

Jay R posted in JOYRIDERZ
2y ago


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  • You’ve got a rusty muffler bearing, your blinker fluid is low, you need more elbow grease.

    That will be... um well the bearing is £70, the fluid is £15.50 and the elbow grease is £12.99 a litre so that will be £700 please.

      2 years ago
  • Well, not literally...just the arabs.

      2 years ago
  • This is a usual at main car dealers if you turn up in a car more than three years old. Possibly because the sales man has spotted it come in and thought I see a new car sale, so he briefs the mechanic to write it off

      2 years ago
  • *customer* my car needs some.......

    *mechanic* woah this thing needs a new exhaust, new body panels, new engine and new chassis. You know what, just buy a new car. Wait ah never mind I’ll fix this thing for you! That will be every single penny you have ever earned in your entire lifetime please :)

      2 years ago
  • Well... you can also take a look at your car by yourself. On your lift. In your garage... 🤷🏻‍♂️

      2 years ago