Man Installs Loud Exhaust Just to Irritate Neighbors
This man is a menace to society
TUSLA, OKLAHOMA- Last Thursday, Bryan Woods received many letters from the Home Owners Association in his neighborhood complaining about his car. Woods had recently installed a loud exhaust on his car and many of his neighbors lodged complaints about the modification he had made to his car. Woods works as a machinist in a shop and has to be at work at 6 AM. This requires him to leave for work at 5:30 AM which then proceeds to wake up his entire neighborhood with the loud exhaust coming from his Toyota MR2.
When questioned by Bee reporters about his mod, Woods replied that the only reason he installed it was the irritate his neighbors. According to Woods, he wanted to drive his neighbors crazy every morning and let them know that he was leaving his home. Apparently, his desire was well accepted by his neighbors. Marlene Dorris, the 74 year old cat lady who lives across the street from Woods said "I just don't see why he needs that on there. He only disturbs me and my cats. They go crazy every morning when he leaves." Well, we at the Bee hate to break it to you Marlene, but Woods did it on purpose.
Of course, Woods is now a menace to society with his loud exhaust. His neighbors have been getting increasingly irritated with him and his loud MR2, and Woods has voiced that he does not care about his neighbors thoughts. It is believed by Bee reporters that Wood's neighbors will soon raid his house with torches and pitchforks.
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Comments (8)
How did you know my old neighbor? Lol
Didn’t know you used to live in Tulsa
Lol I didn’t. He must’ve moved
His MR2 was later found burnt to ashes on his drive.
As was the rest of his house
Don't they have any exhaust sound volume regulations there, in Oklahoma? Don't cats disturb neighbours when they start their sex-activity months? Wouldn't it be better to buy something more powerful than the Mr2 with its 2L engine? Much is obscure in this story.
Well, like the thoughts in my brain, this is very obscure