Matrix Breaks as Hammond and May Post Posts within Posts

WHERE EVER THEY ARE-Today, Richard Hammond and James May took DriveTribe by storm and posted some posts that shifted reality. The two Grand Tour hosts decided to spot a Porsche 356 and post a spot within a spot. This of course is now rocking our world as we know it. We at the Bee have been shifted to the real world and can see what has truly happened.

According to our source Bropheus, the brother of Morpheus, we at the Bee see reality clearly now with May and Hammond's posts. Bropheus said "Posts within posts and spots within spots show discontinuity in the world like seeing two black cats. They show us the life isn't always the way it seems." Bropheus also confirmed that May and Hammond were operatives in the Matrix to help us see reality. However, Bropheus also confirmed that The Agents are always on their tail and will do anything to keep them from revealing the truth. Thankfully we here at the Bee are able to do this from within the hovercraft in Zion. Hopefully all those who read this will be rocked and wake up from the dream that they think is reality.

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