TUSCON, ARIZONA- Every mother enjoys the moment when their teenaged child gets their drivers license. It means they no longer have to ferry their child back and forth from school and can send the child for small runs to the supermarket for things like milk, bread, and monster energy drinks. At least they can go someplace besides the couch to play video games. So, you must imagine a parent's excitement when their 18 year old son can buy a Kawasaki Ninja 300. Well, Mrs. Avey was absolutely astounded when her son, Thomas was able to buy a Ninja this past week.

Thomas showed his mother the motorcycle and she was delighted that he had bought a powerful bike. "I'm so excited," Mrs. Avey told Bee reporters, "this way he will never be late to work or any of his college classes." When asked about whether she was afraid of the speed that he dear son could go, she said that she was happy and that speed is always everything when purchasing a mode of transportation. According to her, as long as Thomas didn't bother with a helmet, as it is legal in Arizona to ride a motorcycle without a helmet.

At publishing time it was rumored but unconfirmed if Thomas was engaging in street racing with riced Honda Civics and Subaru WRX's. Mrs. Avey denied any claim that her son could do those things.

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