Welcome to my latest experimental foray into the popular online unboxing genre. This is the biggest boxed thing I've ever unboxed - bigger, even, than the chest freezer my mum and dad bought when I was six years old, the box for which was turned into a garden fort. Until it rained.
My previous efforts at unboxing have been fatuously, even insultingly, short. But I make up for it in this one, which goes on longer than a list of cars ruined by Richard Hammond. I hope you enjoy it. I'm sure you'll let me know either way.