More Roasting Of Cars I Don't Like!

Some cars really get to me in all the wrong ways...

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My last article was quite well received and got some good laughs, so I decided to make another one where I roast some of the worst cars in the world!

Tesla Model Y- Karen Thunberg's Toadmobile

Remember how we used to attack and hate on the Prius daily? Well all of those self righteous, car hating eco-Karens moved out of the Prius and into the completely electric Model Y. One of the ugliest cars ever made this soulless garbage looks like a toad if you stuck an air hose up it's ass, and blew it up like a balloon. The people who drive these would be the ones to key a truck or yell at the driver next to them for not being "Environmentally Conscious" this would be the car that Greta queen of the Karens would drive.

Chevrolet Silverado- If the "Fat Bastard" was a truck

The Silverado is a decent truck I'll Beit with some serious reliability issues but all around a decent truck when working properly but... it has sideburns and looks very obese as most trucks do. Reminds me of a certain Scottish man from Austin Powers.

McLaren 570S- Looks like Kermit The Frog if he were high

With the squinted eyes and the massive ear to ear smile it looks like Kermit had more than a few Dubies.

Ram 3500- Meant for short people

I swear every time I see a Ram 3500 dually a man about 5 foot 6 inches or shorter pops out. and I'm just sitting they're laughing my ass off knowing that they specifically bought that truck to feel tall!

Hummer H2- Literally runs on steroids and cheeseburgers

The H2 is widely hated by everyone because not only was it hideous from the factory but it pretty much kickstarted the bro-dozer craze! I say it runs on steroids as these are generally driven by meatheads trying to look big and tough despite struggling to even open a water bottle (I saw a clip once from a baseball game where this bodybuilder in the stands couldn't open his water it was the funniest thing). I also said it runs on cheeseburgers as it seems to be what Europeans think of Americans is a bunch of obese people in lifted Hummer H2s eating cheeseburgers while firing shotguns.

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Comments (44)

  • Modern G wagons, Outdated, monsterous, willfully awful, pieces of dog shite for middle aged gold diggers. Why take a proper 4X4 and make it into a dreadful luxury car for people who will never take it where it was designed to be? And then put a ruddy great V12 which it can't handle into it and try make it a sportscar? that would be like adding sugar to a diet coke, it just shouldn't exist and anyone who owns, praises or likes one is a fool.

      8 days ago
  • I don't like the 911, think of all the trouble Porsche went through to make the handling as stupid as possible, and in the end it's just bought by a lawyer or doctor who thinks he can impress the police with his car when they're about to give him his next parking ticket

      8 days ago
  • "Karen Thunberg" 🤣😂

      8 days ago
  • This ranks in the top ten for me

      8 days ago
  • Daewoo Matiz-Chevy's "Reliable" Matiz. Game Over. And that front alone sends me shivers(Reminds me of that Momo game face)

      7 days ago
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