Musk responds to JPMorgan’s $162m lawsuit… with a 1-star Yelp review

“Serious” allegations require a “serious” response, according to Musk

Last week, we learnt that JPMorgan, one of the largest and most influential banks in America, is suing Tesla for $162 million over stock warrants. In short, the bank argues that one of Elon’s tweets (below) affected the price and now they want Tesla to pay for the difference, hence the $162m lawsuit.

Tesla officially responded by saying that the bank is just trying to exploit the volatility of Tesla stock to make some extra cash (well, they didn’t exactly use those words but that’s idea).

Then, Musk being Musk, he also replied to JPMorgan personally and gave them a “final warning”, if they go ahead with the lawsuit, they’ll get a 1-star Yelp review. Big banks rarely decide to resolve these issues in public, but they did so because, quoting, they “have provided Tesla multiple opportunities to fulfill its contractual obligations, so it is unfortunate that they have forced this issue into litigation.”

“If JPM doesn’t withdraw their lawsuit, I will give them a one-star review on Yelp. This is my final warning!” Musk said. He later added this was a “serious” response to ”serious” allegations.

Musk is evidently very confident that the company will win the lawsuit, and I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

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Comments (19)

  • I have to say, I really am astonished by Musk. I’ve never seen a man before, who is only into money and people still praise him like a god! He hasn’t crated Tesla in order to be environmentally friendly, but in order to get the sweet money he loves so much. On social media he acts like a 16-year old teenager, with stupid jokes or other stupid posts like this one. So money people think that he’s the nice champ you want as an uncle, while the only thing he wants is money, attention and fame.

      1 month ago
  • Not a fan of Musk he blasted my dad's company (they supply chips for tesla) because they couldn't supply chips fast enough

      1 month ago
    • That's the kind of prick he is. I assume it was in the semiconductor shortage where NO ONE could supply chips quickly enough. Musk is a dick.

        1 month ago
    • What a bastard, hope you guys are doing ok tho

        1 month ago
  • With all of his court losses, he's prone to win...someday.

      1 month ago
  • 1 star.... Oh no!! Anything but that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      1 month ago
  • I personally don’t like Tesla cars, but he isn’t stupid, and I find him quite refreshing.

      1 month ago
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