- Grabby Alistair, the world's most honest car salesman

My friend, just for you special price

In this first installment of Grabby Alistair, the car salesman: My friend, just like real Porsche 911. But for you... Special price

My friend, Habibi, this is Grabby Alistair, your favorite used car salesman!

Let me tell you something...

Porsche 911, too expensive.

VW Beetle, just like 911.

Porsche 911, rear-engines.

VW Beetle, also rear engines.

My friend, theez is ze best car you can buy. It may look like it has some scratches, but they're for downforce. Very sporty!


I have thouszands of offers on this very car, but, my friend, habibi, just for you special price.

This car is an investment!

Porsche 911, is overpriced.

Porsche 911 is rear engines.

VW Beetle, also rear engines.

Porsche 911, PDK (Porsche Dog Kack)

VW Beetle, manual transmission, very sporty.

Porsche 911, rear-wheel steer. Wrong place

VW Beetle, front-wheel steer. Right place

Just like real 911, but for you, my friend, special price

My friend, why buy 911?

This car, just like 911.

And my friend, habibi, I, Grabby Alistair am here to tell you that just for you I give you special price.

Porsche 911: $99,000

VW Beetle, $69,000

But for you, habibi, $60,000.


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Comments (18)

  • I don’t know what I just read but I want more of it.

      4 months ago
    • My friend, habibi. Grabby Alistair will be making (somewhat) regular appearances

        4 months ago
  • Daniel, I, the cold-blooded, earthquakin, heartstoppin', pants-droppin' legendary traditional American that I am, whole-heartedly endorse this, for every single unsung hero of the auto industry. Go forth and create greatness as those before you have failed.

      4 months ago
  • love it!! that crack about the porsche rear wheel steer being in the wrong place was a master stroke! πŸ€™πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ i will admit, I even read it through out loud in an ethnic Slavic accent for some reason (even though habibi is an arabic sentiment) πŸ€”πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ When i channel a dodgy car salesmen, they often have an eastern european vibe (no offense to my East Euro DT brothers and sisters, some of my longest known friends are from former soviet union countries) πŸ˜… This was very entertaining, spacibo!! πŸ™

      4 months ago
  • That rear end has the ultimate speed dent. It's a feature!!

      4 months ago
  • And repairable

      4 months ago