Palme D’Or at Cannes won by movie about a woman being impregnated by car

N​o, this isn’t a joke.

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P​roduced by filmmaker Julia Ducournau, the French film Titane is a film about a woman who had sex and becomes impregnated by a car. The film has now won the Cannes Film Festival’s top prize, the Palme d’Or.

Called Alexia, the main protagonist of the film is a woman who survives a car crash during her childhood; giving her a unique relationship with cars. After having brain surgery, Alexia walks up to a car and starts to hug and kiss it. S​he then has sex with the vehicle and soon becomes pregnant. Alexia also starts lactating black oil.

It’s safe to call Titane a unique film, one which packs a lot of events into a singular movie. However, many are questioning whether it is deserving of the award it received.

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Comments (66)

  • WTF?

    How is a car supposed to impregnate a woman? You know what I don’t want to know.

      2 months ago
  • I’m wonder what kind of messed up mind even comes up with this stuff.

    Lactates black oil?

    Vaginal or Caesarian?

    Does the child qualify for a Child tax credit?

    How do you explain it to the grandparents?

    Day care or parking garage?

    Explain the facts of life to this “kid”. Exhaust pipe” A” goes into slot “B”?

    Will this kid be able to get a drivers license?

    Is it considered a gear head from birth, or would it develop that naturally?

      2 months ago
    • 🤣🤣

        2 months ago
    • Point 1: Well Castrol would have to have some reason for existing

      Point 2: I think you are looking for "unloading"

      Point 3: Probably not, and they would have to pay road tax unless kept imprisoned. But they could move to the UK at 40 and then...

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        2 months ago
  • *screams* *scrabbles blindly for my eyebleach*

      2 months ago
  • What kind of crack were the people smoking?!

      2 months ago
  • The people have Cannes have lost their marbles, that's why i say that a particular bunch of "creative people" are just basically insane.

      2 months ago
    • also,in the end did she give birth to a baby car?that would be hilarious 😆

        2 months ago
    • it's a prequel to Cars

        2 months ago