Part 2 of 'if politicians were cars'

The people have spoken. 'No PoLiTiCs HeRe We'Re ToO sEnSiTiVe' they said. As I hope you are all aware public opinion is of paramount importance to me, and so in the interests of keepng in line with DriveTribe demand, I have decided to do the right thing and completely ignore everything you lot say and do whatever the hell I like.

Don't ban me I will come back posing under a Russian name, I hear that's being done now.

Let's get to it:

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un: Pyeonghwa Hwiparam

I picked Kim for this article in the mindset that finding a car that fits such a compassionate, caring, peoples' person may leave me struggling. But then I remembered he is none of those and that he's actually a proposterously big tosser so it should be easy. There is unfortunately a limit to the insults I can drag out of my vocabulary to help you envisage the hatred I harbour in relation to this weak man's existence. However as the adage says: "Terrible cars speak louder than words", and so I think what he gets is a taste of his own medicine. Sold to the people as the best thing since sliced bread, but really a piece of crap, this car is incredibly like the man who technically owns every single one of them.

Donald Trump: Mercedes AMG GT Black Series

Don't be mistaken, I am not complementing this minus iq annoying orange tribute act by giving him a Black Series Merc. I do not like Donald Trump, but I like the AMG GT Black Series even less. This car doesn't sound very good or look very good. It isn't what I think Mercedes do best, just as I think this isn't what I think Republicans should call their best. And the presence of both is not worth the huge price you pay for having them around. Just not my thing, may republicans and merc fans now unite forces in their hatred against me. Have a blast. I don't care.

Michael D Higgins: Fiat 500

YESSSSSSSSSSSS finally someone literally no one is allowed hate. This is, for those of you who don't know (which will be most in fairness, understandably), the President of Ireland. Michael D Higgins is old, charming, and literallyyyyy the sweetest person ever. He spends his days stealing the hearts of people at home and abroad, this elf sized man who really actually isn't an elf rarely wears anything without a wide smile and is an ideal image for what a great leader can be. It's a shame everyone else in this country is incompetent but nevermind that. This man needs a car that is small in size but with the most enormous of hearts and characters.

I love him.

Jacinda Ardern: Volkswagen Golf

Time and time again, a revolutionary will be born. An icon in the making, that will sweep the global stage leaving a stamp of forced change wherever it lays foot.... or wheel in this case too. In 1974 Volkswagen changed the hatchback segment with the release of their first edition Golf. Now it's a name no one will not recognise. Jacinda Ardern, in my view, represents this same image politically. The mighty list of things she has done has according to major volumes of different sources, changed the state of New Zealand noticably, but more importantly, shaped it for the future. Perhaps an ignorant suggestion, but in this world it is quite often that major political leaders rise up from Europe, America and Asia. However, this one comes from way down in Oceania, and she is here to leave her mark.

Vladimir Putin: AMC Pacer

Okay so fair, the AMC never sent warships to sail the coastlines of innocent countries that want nothing to do with it just cuz why not. But don't rule out this comparison just yet... as there are multiple strong links between the Pacer and this dirty rotten liar of a President. Firstly and certainly most prominently, they are both very ugly. Secondly, they give America a very bad image. And third, both have killed countless people in the height of their careers.

Oh actually, have a fourth reason too. Because despite certain desires, neither will juuuust gooo awayyyyy.

So there you go:

Another day, another 5 politicians either roasted or obsessed over. Think you have a better suggestion for any of those mentioned here? Commentssss pleaseeee.