Personality Quiz: What's your dystopian future car?

1y ago


Which of these are you most excited by?

  • Uber's flying taxi
  • The much hyped Dyson car
  • Some form of Apple car
  • Tesla autopilot
  • I'm excited to continue driving my manual car, thanks.

Which brand's drivers should be replaced with autonomy first?

  • BMW
  • Audi
  • Mercedes
  • Jeep
  • Chevrolet
  • Ferrari

Does the idea of an autonomous car scare you?

  • Yes. I need to be in control.
  • No. Let our future robot overlords drive me everywhere.

OK, here's one. Who's at fault if your autonomous car hits someone?

  • Me. I own the car and should have been ready to react.
  • The car manufacturer. They are programmed not to hit people!
  • The person crossing for getting hit.

What form do you want your future food?

  • I'll seek out classic food in the underground
  • Pill form
  • A tube up the bum
  • Downloaded to my body
  • On a drip like a hamster
  • Grey porridge-like gloop
  • Imagination food as humans don't need food now

How will you watch TV?

  • In my contact lenses
  • On my watch projector
  • A tube up the bum
  • Programs downloaded into my brain
  • Blu-ray because I'm a hipster

Who's the president of your dystopian future?

  • A cryogenically frozen Donald Trump
  • A gherkin
  • Kim Kardashian
  • James King the quiz master overlord
  • President Robot 3.04
  • A kettle
  • Elon Musk's brain in a jar

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Comments (439)

  • I voted for the quiz master overlord and this is how i get repaid?

      1 year ago
  • Yup. Delorean. The Futures you're fantasizing about sound horrific to me. A tube up your bum to watch TV? What were you smoking when you dreamt this quiz up? :P

      1 year ago
  • I was attacked by a robot mail cart in an elevator in 1992. I trust NO machine to be in charge of any part of my driving. The carbureted 62 international scout with 345v8 4x4 and pto axle driven winch has NEVER failed me in sleet, snow, 110F heat, knee deep mud or even insane freeways in Dallas.

      1 year ago
    • 1 year ago
  • How do u watch tv. A tube up the bum😂

      2 months ago