Recently, the Pope was gifted a custom made Dacia Duster by the Renault Group to show how their products are focused on 'man'. I know. I don't get it either. Well in light of the Pope's new whip, I thought I'd share with you the best the internet has to offer when it comes to ideas for rides the Pope might like.
I thought we should start by looking at the actual new Popemobile. This Duster was custom made with a special back bench which is super comfy apparently. The flags on the front make it look like something Stalin rode round in, and I'm suprised it doesnt say free candy on the side of it.
Here is the Pope in his special UN issued 'mobile'. At the time this photo was taken he was on his way to gun down the walls of Jericho.
God put man on earth to take care of it and the animals. An obvious step in this direction is mowing the lawn with a petrol powered mower. Good work there Francis.
Both carbon neutral and coolness neutral. Greta Thunberg would be over the moon.
1 Samuel 16:7b "All that glistens is not gold"