Quiz: Clarkson's famous Quotes

Rob K posted in All Quizzes
9w ago

Regarding the Lancia Beta:

  • "It was made of steel so thin that on a windy day it would actually change shape."
  • "If you are clinically insane, by which I mean... you think you are an onion, here is your car."
  • "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom."

"The air conditioning in _____ used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw."

  • Lamborghinis
  • Rovers
  • Porsches

"Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a ____ and I'm straight off."

  • Toyota Camry
  • Vauxhall Vectra
  • Dacia Sandero

On the Lancia Fulvia:

  • "It really is as pretty as the sun setting over Charlize Theron."
  • "Nimble, fast and flowing. But it was not so lovely when you wanted to stop."
  • "It felt like you were going sideways even before you turned the key."

"Koenigsegg are saying the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what? Being ____?"

  • stabbed
  • shot
  • drawn and quartered

Regarding his drum playing abilities:

  • "to the world of stickmanship what Germany is to the world of cricket."
  • "Phil Collins has absolutely nothing to worry about."
  • "my genius is not as prevalent when I'm thrashing upon the tubs and pies."

"Speed has never killed anyone. ____, that's what gets you."

  • Immediately stopping
  • Suddenly becoming stationary
  • Instantaneously halting

"Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a _____."

  • diesel powered wheelbarrow
  • drunkard on a unicycle
  • maimed caterpillar

Regarding this car: "...it's like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time."

  • Pagani Zonda
  • McLaren Senna
  • Lamborghini Reventon

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