Quiz: I can tell where you should go on your next holiday

    2y ago


    When you go on holiday you like to…

    • Stay in one place – holidays are an excuse to chill out
    • Get a car and go roadtripping
    • Hike from place to place
    • Use these things called “trains” and “buses” to explore like locals

    What’s your spirit animal?

    • Polar bear
    • Dolphin
    • Penguin
    • Lion
    • Bald Eagle
    • Honey Badger
    • High-vis llama

    How do you get your petrolhead fix on holiday?

    • Riding electric bicycles
    • Renting a fast car
    • Watching a race
    • Riding a scooter dangerously in only my underwear
    • I turn the car part of my brain off on holiday

    If you had to be a continent, which would you be?

    • Europe – I've got cheese, chocolate and curvy roads for days
    • North America – I've got everything Europe has, but bigger. But with worse chocolate
    • South America – I'm a bewildering collision of cultures, flavours, scenes and hats
    • Africa – I'm by turns beautiful, wild, delicious and most importantly have an army of elephants
    • Australasia – Spiders, snakes, views for days, surfing for weeks and Utes for years
    • Asia – I love unbelievable food, cool culture, well-kept secrets and cars no one else in the world gets to see

    What's your holiday style?

    • If the hotel doesn’t have at least five stars I’m taking my Gucci handbag elsewhere
    • I actually have AirBnB tattooed on my face
    • If a rat doesn’t crawl over my face in the night it’s not authentic
    • Three star hotels are the sweet spot, my man

    Your biggest holiday fear is…

    • Cancelled flights
    • Grotty accommodation
    • Getting a crap hire car
    • Sudden illness
    • Running out of money
    • Snakes

    You’re going on a roadtrip on a different continent. Which car do you hire?

    • The cheapest one. It’s only transport, duh
    • A convertible – AKA god’s sunroof
    • An SUV – I want to be comfortable and feel like a baller
    • Something with a premium badge – I don’t want to lower my standards just ‘cos I’m on holiday

    Your favourite holiday memories tend to be…

    • Beautiful photographs
    • Romantic reminiscences
    • Another restaurant to add to your ‘best-ever’ list
    • Hazy memories of a city’s nightlife
    • Staring down a ski slope wondering if that last Jägermeister was wise
    • Stunning roads to revisit

    Finally, do you like kangaroos?

    • I love the furry guys
    • The hoppy lil bastards creep me out

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