So you want to be a bmw designer?
Here are 3 (very serious) tips to design your very own BMW !
It is a dream for many people to be a car designer for a big company like Ferrari, Porsche, or maybe... BMW. But a lot of people never fulfill that dream because they think car designing is too difficult, but that is not so with BMWs! So I will now give you 3 top secret steps that real life designers at BMW follow. (P.S. Please do not be offended by this... it is all just for fun and everything I say is a joke.... also I am looking for jobs BMW)
Before we start, there is just one thing you will need: Photoshop.
1. Get a picture of a BMW.
This is a very important step, as it is essential that all BMWs look pretty much the same, so if you are designing a new 3 series, get a picture of the old 3 series and pop it in to photoshop.
As ya'll can see, I am designing a new m3.
2. Add lots of M stickers (even if not an M car).
These make ANY car look faster, even if it is not a bmw, so add lots of Ms everywhere. People will be more likely to buy a car with Ms all over the place, because they will feel more important and like they mean something in this world, which they don't because they bought your horribly designed car...OK maybe I should chill out a bit...
3. Make the grill bigger.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP !!!!!!!!!
As this scientific chart shows, It is important that the size of the grill increases for every generation, so this is a bmw design must.
the grill must increase in size by at least 2 inches
making the grill bigger
SO NOW FOR THE BIG REVEAL....DRUMROLL.................
IT WENT FROM THIS:
so there you go, now you too can be a BMW designer! Share your creations In the comments....oh and by the way BMW, I am still available for hire.