Some hilariously awful 'poems' I have made up in the past
I just discovered I still had the webpages on which I posted these awful 'poems' still bookmarked, and they were too funny not to share!
I have done some dumb things in the past, as I suspect all of us have (since we are all human), but being the Poest on a car website I'm not going to mention here is probably one of the stupidest things I have ever done.
I came up with the idea one morning as I was very tired and my brain was still waking up. I thought it would be funny to post some really, really awful, un-rhyming 'poems' on one of my favorite (at the time) car websites. (I was wrong, in case you didn't know). So I named myself 'The Poest' ('Poet' and 'Pest' mixed together in one word), and got to work. Here are some of the results. Enjoy! (haha).
Lexus makes good cars
It’s unfortunate, but
Did you ever notice that
‘Funky’ rhymes with ‘Junky’?
(It takes a poest to notice these things)
Here is another (one of the worst ones, admittedly):
The early ‘Cuda appeals to the eye
But the Corvair is more better.
However if to chose had I
The ‘Cuda would be the getter.
-The Poest, ungrammered
This next one is actually tolerably good.
If you thought it was bad back then
Just look at the way we’re in now!
One or two or three reports
And thousands of cars are recowed.
I mean recalled.
(Do poems really have to rhyme?)
Yes, I actually wrote that in the comments section on a website. Yes, I was tired. Yes, it didn't really make sense. The next one's better, I don't promise.
Some stories are just too funny
And this is one of them.
I would have just said ‘+1’,
But I can’t since I am him…*
*(Because obviously that wouldn’t be considered a poem in anyone’s book).
That one was posted early, early in the morning. Bear with me. Please.
TVR will be ressurected
Their new model is the Griffith
However if I am correct(ed)
the factory won’t be in Britain.
(very bad rhyme, that).
Yeah, that was a very bad rhyme.
Another YouTube video
With awful background music-o
It hurts the eardrums, headaches come
And then your ears begin to hum
This awful background music-o
Please delete this video!
That is one of my pet peeves, if you must know. Awful background music-o.
Well that's all. I could post more, but I don't want to kill anyone, and anyway, these were the best ones(!). Thanks for reading, have a nice day, and please don't have nightmares because of bad rhyming!